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leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
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raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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twentyonescreens:

teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

"what are you gonna do, kill me?"

alljustletters:


leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





your entire family looks incredibly attractive and glamourous and i am so angry about that
neverenoughnialler:

glittercalum:

you don’t even need to type in the band name
everyone knows


Plot twist. If you change it to “that one photo shoot from 2012” or 2013 and 2014 for that matter, it still gives you one direction photo shoots. No one cares about anyone else’s photo shoots apparently. Just One Direction.
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Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.

— Deepak Chopra (via the-hatred-machine)

(Source: purplebuddhaproject)

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