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thurdsay:

*has tumblr open in three tabs*

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sleezestiel:

shit-wentz:

if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

i’m afraid of you

(Source: hellyeahnikita)

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  • mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
  • me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
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tobiasspooky:

do you ever forget that you’re a real person

(Source: bowielegged)

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably
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misplacedland:

rielyneal:

do you ever think about who you’d be shipped with if your life was a tv show 

i do now

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Always be kinder than you feel.

— Unknown (via theriverjordyn)

(Source: thedailypozitive)

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Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

— Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

words-of-emotion:

Motivational quotes
usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better